I have been getting a lot of jokes on my email and some of them are real funny… this oyster joke is based on some of it…
Divorced Father oyster talking to his oyster son…
Father Oyster: Son, when you get home, give this check to your mom, tell her that this is gonna be the last check for oyster child support as you are 18 years old already. Then let me know the expression on her face.
Son got home…
Son Oyster: Mom, dad wants me to give you this check and wants you to know that this is gonna be the last check since I am 18 already. Then he wants me to look at your face and see your expression.
Mom Oyster: Son, next time you visit your dad, tell him thanks very much for the support even though YOU ARE NOT HIS SON… Then let me know the expression on his face!
Speaking of oysters, according to the website beoysteraware.com, while these mollusks are not a serious threat to healthy individuals, it can be, to those who are at-risks. Some of them are people with liver disease, diabetes or weak immune system. They should avoid eating raw oysters. But did you know that Gulf oysters give low calorie protein and a great source of zinc and so as B-12 and omega-3 fatty acids? Yes they are, but it can also cause serious illness or even death because of Vibrio vulnificus. Beoysteraware.com is dedicated to educating the oyster consuming public. Visit their website and know more if you are one of those at-risk consumers. Learn what exactly is Vibrio Vulnificus and get some delicious oyster recipes too!
Divorced Father oyster talking to his oyster son…
Father Oyster: Son, when you get home, give this check to your mom, tell her that this is gonna be the last check for oyster child support as you are 18 years old already. Then let me know the expression on her face.
Son got home…
Son Oyster: Mom, dad wants me to give you this check and wants you to know that this is gonna be the last check since I am 18 already. Then he wants me to look at your face and see your expression.
Mom Oyster: Son, next time you visit your dad, tell him thanks very much for the support even though YOU ARE NOT HIS SON… Then let me know the expression on his face!
Speaking of oysters, according to the website beoysteraware.com, while these mollusks are not a serious threat to healthy individuals, it can be, to those who are at-risks. Some of them are people with liver disease, diabetes or weak immune system. They should avoid eating raw oysters. But did you know that Gulf oysters give low calorie protein and a great source of zinc and so as B-12 and omega-3 fatty acids? Yes they are, but it can also cause serious illness or even death because of Vibrio vulnificus. Beoysteraware.com is dedicated to educating the oyster consuming public. Visit their website and know more if you are one of those at-risk consumers. Learn what exactly is Vibrio Vulnificus and get some delicious oyster recipes too!
1 comment:
hey, how have you been? hataw ba sa opps? lol. ako...wala offer. now that i have pr 4 none. waaahhh.
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